What is Meditation Wars?
Meditation Wars is a unique platform that allows you to generate custom, passive-aggressive meditations to humorously address conflicts or grievances with friends, family, or colleagues. Our AI-powered system helps you craft meditations that start gently but progressively become more pointed and comically over-the-top.
How does it work?
- You describe your grievance or conflict.
- Our AI helps you craft a meditation tailored to the situation.
- You can customize various aspects like length, voice, meditation style, and “unhinged” level.
- We generate an audio version of the meditation.
- You can then share the meditation with your intended recipient.
Is this meant to be taken seriously?
No! Meditation Wars is intended as a humorous tool to address conflicts in a lighthearted way. While the meditations may touch on real issues, the over-the-top nature is meant to be comedic. We recommend using this as a fun way to open conversations about minor annoyances, not as a replacement for genuine communication about serious issues. We also hope that our joke meditations can potentially open some people to the idea of using their own genuine meditations to address their own issues.
Could this be harmful?
We take emotional safety very seriously and have implemented numerous safeguards. However, it’s crucial to use Meditation Wars responsibly. Only send meditations to people who understand and appreciate this type of humor. Never use it to bully, harass, or intentionally hurt others.
Do I need meditation experience to use this?
Not at all! Our AI guides you through the process. However, some familiarity with meditation concepts might enhance your appreciation of the humor.
Can I customize the voice of the meditation?
Yes! We offer a variety of voice options through our partnership with ElevenLabs. You can choose different voices to match the tone you’re going for.
What if I receive a Meditation Wars meditation I don’t like?
If you receive a meditation that makes you uncomfortable, you can block the sender and report the content if it violates our community guidelines. Remember, you can always opt out of receiving meditations entirely.
Is my personal information safe?
We take privacy seriously. All meditations are private by default and only shared with explicit consent. Please review our Privacy Policy for full details on how we handle your data.
Can I use this for serious conflicts?
We strongly advise against using Meditation Wars for serious conflicts or sensitive issues. It’s designed for minor annoyances and lighthearted situations. For serious conflicts, please seek professional help or have direct, honest conversations.
How “unhinged” can the meditations get?
You have control over how intense your meditation becomes. However, even at the highest settings, our AI has safeguards to prevent truly harmful content. Automated AI-reviews are used on all meditations to ensure compliance with community guideline.
Can I remix or respond to a meditation I’ve received?
Absolutely! Part of the fun is the back-and-forth. You can easily remix a received meditation or craft a response. Just remember to keep things lighthearted and fun. You can also use meditations you receive or one you have sent as a starting point for a genuine meditation for yourself.
Are there resources if I’m struggling with mental health?
Yes, we provide links to mental health resources within the app. If you’re struggling, please reach out to a mental health professional. Meditation Wars is not a substitute for professional help.
How do I sign up?
Currently, we’re in a closed beta. You can join our waitlist to be notified when we launch publicly.
Remember, Meditation Wars is all about bringing humor to minor conflicts. Use responsibly, and may your passive-aggressive journey to inner peace be filled with laughter!