Clean Roommate

Take a deep breath in. Hold it. And as you release, let go of any judgment you’ve been holding onto—about yourself, about your behavior, or about how you interact with your environment. This is your opportunity to become more mindful, one breath at a time.

Now, affirm to yourself:
I am an organized human being.
I respect the space I share.
I honor the clean, open spaces around me.

Breathe deeply. Imagine your surroundings, clear and calm. The surfaces, once cluttered, are now free of distractions. You’ve taken control, brought order, and let go of any mess that once lingered in the corners of your shared home.

I release my grip on the clutter of my past.
I return items to their rightful place, as naturally as a bird returns to its nest.

Now, let’s get specific. Take another deep breath in and focus your mind on the small details… the ones that might seem insignificant. But you are no longer their keeper, oh no.

Affirm to yourself:
I will not leave dirty bowls of dried-on oatmeal on the coffee table.
I return them to the kitchen, because I respect my shared space.

Feel the power of this transformation. In your mind’s eye, see your roommate walk into the living room, not repelled by forgotten bowls, but smiling with relief. You’ve removed one small source of their daily frustration.

I am the champion of cleanliness.
I take pride in my space and the harmony it brings to those I share it with.

Now, let’s go deeper. Affirm to yourself:
I will no longer leave my dirty socks under the dining room table.
I return them to the laundry where they belong.

Imagine the relief on your roommate’s face as they no longer discover socks under the table. No more makeshift sock decorations hanging from the lights to remind you of your clutter.

I am neat. I am thoughtful. I am a beacon of tidiness.

Now, breathe in one more time, deeply. As you exhale, imagine any last trace of clutter and frustration leaving your home. In its place: order, harmony, and your roommate, who is no longer tempted to point out the messes you’ve left behind.

And as we finish, remember: the road to cleanliness is paved with small, specific actions. You’ve got this. You are not the hero your shared space deserves… you’re the hero it needs.